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August 13, 2004

Worst Movie Ever Contest results!

First place and 60 Culture Mavens points (viewable on next update) go to: Ralph!!! Despite a clever Dick Van Dyke-Mary Poppins accent reference to a Nick Cage movie, our judging staff chose his account of "Daisy Miller" as the worst of the worst. You had me at "Cybill Shepherd, Ralph... you had me at "Cybill Shepherd."

Here is the winning entry in full:

Daisy Miller starring Cybill Shepherd had to be the most excruciatingly painful movie going experience I have ever had. Being a young teenage boy at the movie theater with his older sisters, I had no escape from this monotonous, dull and poorly acted piece of celluloid. As I left the theater, my head throbbed with pain and I had the distinct feeling that all my senses had been assaulted with hot pokers.

Second place and 30 big points go to The Chairman for his psuedo-ku:

Battlefield Earth,
Forest Whitaker looks stunned;
"Fuck, my agent sucks!"

Granted, the typical August blogging doldrums may have helped. Nevertheless, both entries are clearly worth the points!

Posted by Dan at August 13, 2004 07:37 AM

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Posted by: Ralph at August 13, 2004 10:58 AM

It's like biting into a York Peppermint Pattie, isn't it?

Posted by: Big Dan at August 13, 2004 06:35 PM

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