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October 30, 2004

Six Diseases winners!

Here they are, listed on a disease-by-disease basis.

Paris Hilton disease
The inability to recognize how low you've sunk. (Folkbum, though Joel was close.)

Ricky Williams-itis
Split personality where one half is Bob Marley. (Ralph. To quote Lisa Simpson: Funny! Funny and true!)

Ben Affleckia
The inability to stop smirking at cameras. (Joel)

Ralph Naderism
The inability to matter. (Joel)

Donald Trumpoma
A cancerous forelock of hair; it's not fatal, but it can cloud your judgment at high altitudes. (Folkbum)

Moby Disease
A driving desire to appear in every commercial possible. Often found in unknown and marginal actors. Common in Japan. (Joel)

That boils down to:
Joel 150
Folkbum 100
Ralph 50

Good work all around! Kind of!

Posted by Dan at October 30, 2004 10:16 AM

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