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December 14, 2004

Popping Cancer, 12/14

Latest news:

-cancer reports and reflections are now being gathered in the right sidebar under a "topic" heading all their own.

-CAT scan results (the big ones) aren't in yet, as of 9:30 this morning. Doctor said he'd call the lab again.

-A diagnosis of cancer means you automatically win every argument. Example:

Group: We would like to eat at Pizza Hut.
Dan: I would like to eat at Roadhouse, and I have cancer.
Group: We'll get the car.

It really is like the Jedi mind trick.

Wife: The cat box is full.
Dan: Cancer.
Wife: Why don't I clean it?

I win! The only possible downside I can see is the whole dying after months of intense pain thing.

Posted by Dan at December 14, 2004 09:59 AM

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Comments

I hate when that happens.

Posted by: Ara Rubyan at December 14, 2004 04:33 PM

Ara,

How can you say that when you haven't even tried it?

Posted by: Big Dan at December 14, 2004 10:29 PM

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