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December 14, 2004
Popping Cancer, 12/14
Latest news:
-cancer reports and reflections are now being gathered in the right sidebar under a "topic" heading all their own.
-CAT scan results (the big ones) aren't in yet, as of 9:30 this morning. Doctor said he'd call the lab again.
-A diagnosis of cancer means you automatically win every argument. Example:
Group: We would like to eat at Pizza Hut.
Dan: I would like to eat at Roadhouse, and I have cancer.
Group: We'll get the car.
It really is like the Jedi mind trick.
Wife: The cat box is full.
Dan: Cancer.
Wife: Why don't I clean it?
I win! The only possible downside I can see is the whole dying after months of intense pain thing.
Posted by Dan at December 14, 2004 09:59 AM
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I hate when that happens.
Posted by: Ara Rubyan at December 14, 2004 04:33 PM
Ara,
How can you say that when you haven't even tried it?
Posted by: Big Dan at December 14, 2004 10:29 PM
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