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December 29, 2004

Preacher Joke

A older man and his nagging wife have finally gotten a chance to visit the Holy Land.

While there, the wife dies a tragic death and the man is forced to make a choice at the local morgue: he can have her body shipped home for $10,000, or have her buried locally, in the Holiest of Lands, for $150.

Looking out over Jeruselem, the man tells the mortician to send her to America.

"But why would you want to pay $10,000 to ship her home when you can have her buried here for only $150?" the kindly mortician asks.

"Well, 2000 years ago, Jesus was crucified and buried here, then three days later He rose again," the man says. "I just can't take that chance."

Posted by Dan at December 29, 2004 10:48 PM

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