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January 25, 2005

Blond joke alert!

Sent to me by a church member:

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things.

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Posted by Dan at January 25, 2005 10:15 PM

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Hee.

Posted by: Ara at January 25, 2005 10:36 PM

I KNEW IT! There is a secret society who e-mails their pastors blonde jokes.... Our pastor told this one back a while ago... (No! Not hubby.. the OTHER pastor! LOL!!)

Posted by: Cam at January 26, 2005 08:46 AM

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