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February 09, 2005

Bin Laden has said some mean things about America.

But this is the cruelest cut of all.

Key quote:

"Come Monday, as you pry open your fancy, red Russell Stover box, take heed," bin Laden said. "For in the place of tasty caramels and buttercreams, you will find the flaming sword of righteous jihad!"

Posted by Dan at February 9, 2005 05:35 PM

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Hmmm, wonder if that comes in Milk Chocolate, or just Dark... I aint ever had a milk chocolate flaming sword of righteous jihad.

Posted by: Kimm at February 9, 2005 08:27 PM

You will, infidel. You will

Posted by: Dan at February 10, 2005 05:19 AM

I hate when that happens.

Posted by: Ara at February 10, 2005 11:29 AM

Wouldn't a flaming sword burn the box before you could open it? Osama's mind must be going batty from all that time on the run.

Posted by: Alex D. at February 10, 2005 11:32 PM

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