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February 01, 2005
Fine. You got it out of your system. Now WRITE FASTER.
I am gonna be SO IRRITATED if I don't live long enough to read the seventh and final Harry Potter book.
Rowling could actually do a one page version of book seven just for me and I'd be happy. All that needs to happen is:
(1) Harry lives, graduates and becomes Defense Against the Dark Arts Instructor, as opposed to the very widely-rumored "Harry has to die when Voldemort dies because they are linked" finale.
(2) Harry marries Ginny Weasley. We LOVE Ginny Weasley.
See, J.K.? One page, tops. Lemme finish book 6 in the summer, then overnight me that page. I promise I won't show anyone.
Posted by Dan at February 1, 2005 01:26 AM
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Comments
No, Ron has to get together with Ginny and have little curly-red-headed smart alecky children.
Harry's too important to waste time worrying about, like, wives.
Even if Leia had not turned out to be Luke's sister, would they have ended up together? No way. Luke's destiny was too important, and Han was always there.
Posted by: Barry at February 4, 2005 10:29 AM
Um, Ron is Ginny's brother. You know that, right?
Posted by: Big Dan at February 4, 2005 01:16 PM
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