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February 07, 2005

I think I know what the problem is.

I'm pretty sure my computer is demonically possessed. It turns off (or reboots) for no apparent reason. It sends me to sexy advertisements when I was JUST THINKING about a sexy advertisement not three minutes ago.

And, I would swear it turned on the microwave oven a moment ago. Hard to tell with all these pop-ups.

I'm thinking crippling virus instead of spyware at this point. In either case, I'm giving it a miss and trying again tomorrow. Dan tired.

I do find it hilarious that over half the pop-up ads are for pop-up ad blockers. If it doesn't kill me, it will make me stronger. Also, it will help with a "natural male enhancement" issue.

I also have to say that I haven't thought about cancer for MINUTES now.

Posted by Dan at February 7, 2005 09:36 PM

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To be fair, you're always thinking of sexy advertisements.

Posted by: Joel Caris at February 8, 2005 12:25 AM

Like popcorn in a popcorn popper? Remember those things?

Posted by: Ralph at February 8, 2005 09:31 AM

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