February 13, 2005
Very possibly the worst Valentine's Day joke ever.
Q. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
A. You mean a great dill to me!
And the worst love poem to accompany:
Roses are red,
Politicians are sleazy.
Will you be mine?
(I hear that you're easy.)
And since we care, CLICK HERE for this year's feel-good Valentine's Day story! (Key quote: "Wait 10 minutes," he told one customer as an assistant slipped into the shadows to collect a bouquet of crimson flowers. At 10 riyals ($2.70) each they were double the usual price. "They would put us in prison for this," he smiled.)
Happy VD from Popping Culture!
Posted by Dan at February 13, 2005 01:44 PM
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