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February 13, 2005

Very possibly the worst Valentine's Day joke ever.

Q. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
A. You mean a great dill to me!

And the worst love poem to accompany:

Roses are red,
Politicians are sleazy.
Will you be mine?
(I hear that you're easy.)

And since we care, CLICK HERE for this year's feel-good Valentine's Day story! (Key quote: "Wait 10 minutes," he told one customer as an assistant slipped into the shadows to collect a bouquet of crimson flowers. At 10 riyals ($2.70) each they were double the usual price. "They would put us in prison for this," he smiled.)

Happy VD from Popping Culture!

Posted by Dan at February 13, 2005 01:44 PM

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