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February 23, 2005
Worst. Bribe. Ever.
And I quote:
Steven T. Denton, 32, was charged with a felony count of attempting to bribe a law officer after he allegedly offered to spring for McDonald's cheeseburgers in exchange for his release.
Key quote:
The officer added, "He also stated that if I did not like cheeseburgers, he would buy me some chicken instead."
You just can't make stuff like this up.
Posted by Dan at February 23, 2005 10:09 PM
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Well, McDonald's does serve all white meat now. Does that change your attitude?
Posted by: Mrs. Popping Culture at February 23, 2005 10:29 PM
Mmm, White meat...All the deep frying fat without the flavor! (No offense to Mrs. Popping Culture intended, of course.)
Posted by: Nathan at February 24, 2005 03:17 AM
Heh. I once sat in on a guy who had been grabbed by security at work. He asked the security guy, "Hey, do you like boating? I have a boat--we could just go out this weekend."
It was great. Security guy was like, "Um, no, I don't think we'll be doing that."
Posted by: Joel Caris at February 24, 2005 04:23 AM
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