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February 23, 2005

Worst. Bribe. Ever.

And I quote:

Steven T. Denton, 32, was charged with a felony count of attempting to bribe a law officer after he allegedly offered to spring for McDonald's cheeseburgers in exchange for his release.

Full cheesy story here.

Key quote:

The officer added, "He also stated that if I did not like cheeseburgers, he would buy me some chicken instead."

You just can't make stuff like this up.

Posted by Dan at February 23, 2005 10:09 PM

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Well, McDonald's does serve all white meat now. Does that change your attitude?

Posted by: Mrs. Popping Culture at February 23, 2005 10:29 PM

Mmm, White meat...All the deep frying fat without the flavor! (No offense to Mrs. Popping Culture intended, of course.)

Posted by: Nathan at February 24, 2005 03:17 AM

Heh. I once sat in on a guy who had been grabbed by security at work. He asked the security guy, "Hey, do you like boating? I have a boat--we could just go out this weekend."

It was great. Security guy was like, "Um, no, I don't think we'll be doing that."

Posted by: Joel Caris at February 24, 2005 04:23 AM

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