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March 03, 2005

Forget the serial soccer moms: THIS guy is the lowest punk EVER.

Shirley Barker, 68, was working as a greeter at Walmart. Probably put a few smiley stickers on things, pointed out cosmetics or electronics departments to a few people, maybe checked over a few receipts.

WHEN WHAM! Some guy just walked by and PUNCHED HER for no readily obvious reason. Poor Mrs. Barker reportedly spit blood for three days and has bruises on her face.

No leads on the puncher yet.

This is why I prefer to be poisoned and stay home for weeks at a time.

Key quote:

"He approached. He walked by. He just rolled up his fist and then just went pow," said Barker, demonstrating a punch. "He said nothing to me at all."

Posted by Dan at March 3, 2005 04:10 PM

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I hope the Chuck E. Cheese cops get a hold of this guy.

Posted by: Jim at March 3, 2005 05:51 PM


The guy, the hitter, I mean.

Posted by: Ara at March 3, 2005 08:17 PM

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