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March 01, 2005

Well, now I know how I want to die.

I'd like to be tasered in a Chuck E. Cheese after trying to sneak some free vittles off the salad bar. Twice.

Key Quote:

"They beat this man in front of all these kids then tased him in my sister's lap," said witness Felicia Mayo, who was at the establishment with her 7-year-old son. "They had no regard for the effect this would have on the kids. This is Chuck E. Cheese, you know."

Posted by Dan at March 1, 2005 10:09 PM

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Two thoughts:
1. At least they didn't beat him with a clubs.
2. I'm sure there were not anymore behavior problems out of any of the other kids or parents after that.

Posted by: Jim at March 2, 2005 12:28 PM

I'm just questioning whether it was worth it. We're not talking about the Sizzler here.

Chuck E. Cheese food is like Army food. Just give 'em enough sustenance to keep them moving.

Posted by: Dan at March 2, 2005 04:59 PM

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