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July 07, 2005

Popping Culture's INTERACTIVE Christmas in July.

Here's a top-eight list of Signs That You're Sick Of The Holidays. Help me out by adding two of your own to make it a top ten list.

8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes.

7. You're serving reindeer pot pie.

6. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"

5. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun.

4. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.

3. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies.

2. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears.

1. Two words: tinsel rash

Posted by Dan at July 7, 2005 10:54 AM

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Your better half hums a Christmas tune and you threaten dismemberment if he doesn't stop it... RIGHT NOW.

The old Scrooge, before his bout of sleep disorder, becomes your personal hero.

Posted by: Kimm at July 7, 2005 12:00 PM

10. At 12:01 am on December 26, you find yourself relentlessly attacking the holiday decorations in an attempt to eliminate them before they eliminate you.

9. You find yourself singing Christmas Carols, but inserting profane words in place of words like "ring", "bells", "white" and "red".

Posted by: doug at July 7, 2005 01:07 PM

* You no longer give a damn just what happens to all those mutant, psychotic Misfit Toys

* You're actually looking forward to hearing what your wife wants for Valentine's Day

Posted by: Barry at July 7, 2005 01:40 PM

Barry, I might have to make the Valentine's Day line #1.

Posted by: Dan at July 7, 2005 02:13 PM

-- You shoved a candycane where?!!

-- Must... not... listen... to the terrible things the elves in your head are telling you to do.

Posted by: Pete at July 7, 2005 02:35 PM

I hope it ever-so-slightly brightened your day :)

Posted by: Barry at July 8, 2005 01:06 PM

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