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January 15, 2006

Doctors are stupid.

Around 12:30 today, I hit my head. I opened up the rear hatch of my Blazer but didn't realize that it didn't go all the way up. I lifted my head up right under it and it hurt. Bad. So I took some Advil, ate pizza, and watched the Steelers game. Six hours later, my head still hurt and I felt weird. (More than usual.) So, my friend Julie took me to the ER. I felt silly enough going to the ER for this, but I figured I should do it since I am now single and don't want to die and leave my three kids parentless.

So there I am, feeling ridiculous, when the stupid doctor comes in. Not the friendliest individual I've ever met. (Or haven't met since he didn't introduce himself.) I told him what happened and he did not seem very concerned. He checked me out, wrote some notes, and looked at me, smiling for the first time since entering the room, and asked if I had partaken of any alcohol or drugs that day.

Ha ha. Very funny, moron.

I'm thinking of getting his schedule for the week and going back each of those nights faking injuries just so I can see him again.

Posted by Stephanie at January 15, 2006 11:47 PM

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