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May 02, 2005

Cinematic commentary of the day. Listen and learn.

"Ours is much hotter because Vincent Price is not as hot as me and Elisha Cuthbert."

-Paris Hilton comparing the remake of the horror film "House of Wax" with the 1953 original, in the New York Post.

Posted by Dan at May 2, 2005 01:47 PM

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Can't we make the mean lady go away?? How about a bucket of water?

Posted by: Alex at May 2, 2005 02:02 PM

I really want to kill her.

Posted by: red at May 2, 2005 04:56 PM

I want to invent some device to implant into Paris Hilton that administers an electric shock every time she uses the word "hot."

Posted by: Emily at May 2, 2005 05:04 PM

I'm a Gentleman, and I have a high level of tolerance, but...I'd love to beat that girl with a gnarled stick.

Posted by: Wutzizname at May 2, 2005 07:30 PM

I'm not sure electric shock would work. She'd probably think it was hot.

Posted by: Mrs. Popping Culture at May 2, 2005 10:37 PM

Barf Alert, fake celebrity, fake self importance.
Fake Fame for doing nothing of value whasoever

Posted by: at May 26, 2005 09:49 PM

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