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May 13, 2005

The cops have beanbags! We surrender!

The first line says it all:

Police used beanbag rounds to subdue an apparently delusional 85-year-old woman who had slashed a man with a large knife Wednesday evening in a southwest Medford neighborhood.

The next lines are fun, too, though:

Signe Gorman was armed with a 22-inch long carving knife when she approached a 52-year-old man who was working next door to her home in the 900 block of South Peach Street, and "asked him to help get a man out of her television," Medford police Lt. Mike Moran said.

The man asked Gorman to return to her home. She instead slashed him with the knife, causing a deep cut to one of his hands, Moran said.

Full story here, and if someone asks you to help them get a man out of their television, SAY YES.

Posted by Dan at May 13, 2005 01:45 PM

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